Day of the Sparrow, 34th of Spring, 525 M.E. (Elektra): One out of every four days so far this year, Trump has played on one or another of his tacky golf courses. Over the past two months alone, this has cost taxpayers over $26 million, including security, lodging, fees, etc., much of which went directly to Trump's own businesses. 

Imbeciles like to point out that Trump can't possibly be corrupt, as he's declined to accept the official presidential salary. However, his golf outings alone are equivalent to 65 presidential salaries, so their argument falls flat.

While the economy's tanking, the stock market's crashing, 401(k)'s are dissolving, and stupid tariffs are suffocating international trade, this buffoon's off playing golf at his gold-plated resorts with extensive security details at YOUR expense.