Tuesday, April 01, 2014

New Zen Robot Will Do Your Zazen for You


In a breakthrough of modern technology, Japanese scientists have developed a robot that will sit in zazen (seated meditation) for you, saving countless monks around the world untold hours of meditating on their own.  The developers say this new invention will probably render traditional monasteries obsolete, freeing the spaces up for trendy restaurants and condominiums.

His Holiness the Dalai Lama said that Buddhism, as it's been practiced for millennia,  is now officially over, and the age of cyber-Buddhism has begun.


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