SexBlog 2005

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OZARK, Ark. Jan 14, 2005 — A sheriff's deputy was fired after his wife posed nude next to his patrol car. A computer disc containing the photos of Damon Gregory's wife posing near the patrol vehicle surfaced at the Franklin County Sheriff's office in early December. Gregory was fired Dec. 14, and the reason was released Thursday. A supervisor who knew of the photographs was demoted from sergeant to road deputy. Gregory said he won't appeal his firing for violating department policy and conduct regulations.

SAN FRANCISCO Jan 14, 2005 — Management consultant William Fried told eighth-graders at Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School on Tuesday that stripping and exotic dancing can pay $250,000 or more per year, depending on their bust size. Fried has given a popular 55-minute presentation, "The Secret of a Happy Life," at the school's career day the past three years. He counsels students to experiment with a variety of interests until they discover something they love and excel in.

Fried's comments to the class came after some of them asked him to expand on why he included "exotic dancing" on his list of 140 potential careers. Fried spent about a minute answering questions, defining strippers and exotic dancers synonymously. He told students: "For every 2 inches up there, you should get another $50,000 on your salary." Fried, 64, said he does not think he offended any of the students: "Eighth-grade kids are not dumb," he said. "They are pretty worldly."

The stripping advice wasn't the only thing that riled parents. One mother said she was outraged when her son announced that he was forgoing college for a field he loves: fishing.