Day of Fur Gale. 28th of Summer, 525 M.E. (Helios): Trump bombed Iran last night.
America didn't bomb Iran. I certainly didn't bomb Iran. Our tinpot wannabe dictator, disappointed at the lackluster response to his birthday military parade, embarrassed about leaving the G7 meeting early because the other world leaders weren't kowtowing to him, and feeling emasculated by Israel's aggression toward Iran without his involvement or approval, decided to jump in on his own and ordered the military to drop multiple 30,000-pound bunker-busters from B2 bombers on three Iranian nuclear development sites.
Trump bomber then. We're one step closer to Armageddon. Time to reset the Doomsday clock a few seconds closer to midnight.
Look, I'm no fan of Iran, and can see nothing good coming from a nuclear-armed Iranian regime. Fuck Iran. But intervening in an Israeli-Iranian conflict doesn't seem to advance American interests. Sure, it's in American interests for Iran not to have nuclear weapons - it's in the world's best interests for Iran not to have nuclear weapons. I get it. But how do we know Iran was close to having the bomb? Because Netanyahu says so? He's been saying that since the 1990s - it's his mantra, it's his thing. Tulsi Gabbard says they weren't close, but why would I believe anything Tulsi Gabbard says one way or the other? Part of the problem with hiring a Russian asset as the Intelligence Chief is that we now have basically no reliable intelligence.
I watched the Sunday news shows this morning. Republican pundits were wistfully speculating that based on the bombings, the Iranian people will realize that the ruling regime can't protect them and may rally to overthrown them. When in history has that ever happened in the Mideast? All a foreign nation ever accomplishes from invading or bombing another nation is causing that nation's people to rally in defense of their homeland. The Iranians, who were never reluctant to chant "Death to America" before this, now will only hate us even more.
What's the end game here? We may not have totally eliminated Iran's nuclear program but, especially with Israel's targeted attacks on scientists, leadership, and infrastructure, we certainly set it back several years. We may have set it back by 20 years - back to when Netanyahu was saying Iran was mere weeks away from having the bomb.
There's now a whole new generation of Iranians who have whole new reasons to hate America even more. Just like there's probably not a single Palestinian left surviving who hasn't lost family or a limb to Israel's genocidal campaign, who isn't suffering from a combination of PTSD and malnutrition, who doesn't hate Israel and Israelis with a white-hot passion. This will come back and haunt Israel for generations, just as our actions in Iran, compounded by all the bad karma from Iraq and Afghanistan, will haunt America for generations to come.
Now the world is waiting to see how Iran will respond (pro tip: it won't be "unconditional surrender" or regime change). This morning, they launched a new round of missiles into Israel. On Meet the Press, J.C. Vance said that Iran wouldn't close the Strait of Hormuz, through which some 20% of all the world's oil passes. It will cripple their own economy, Vance said, it's not in their self-interest to do that and he doesn't expect them to.
Headline: Iran Parliament Votes to Shut Hormuz Strait in Response to US Attack, Raising Fears of Oil Price Shock. The first thing I did on seeing that headline was hop in my car and top off the tank before prices surge. The way I drive (which is to say, not very much at all), that should last me at least a month, probably longer if I'm careful. But still, it just goes to show that Vance, and hence this stupid administration, doesn't know what he's talking about. As if we needed more proof. The incompetent ruling regime can't protect the American people - perhaps it's time for the people to rally and overthrow them.