Day of the Lamb, 70th of Childwinter, 525 M.E. (Deneb): Saturday, I tried to extend my usual neighborhood walk by taking in some surrounding streets and was disappointed to see that my typical 5.8-mile loop came in at only 7.3 miles, an Andrew Jackson. Today, I walked the exact same extended route with the same surrounding streets and all, and at the end walked an additional 1.0 mile (a half mile down the Beltline and back). Despite the additional mile, my phone registered only 7.6 miles, another Jackson.

However, this brought my total mileage for the month of March up to 40.4 miles, a Ronald Reagan, and completes my Jimmy Carter 39-Mile Walk Challenge.

I do plan to keep walking despite this triumphant achievement. Another 7-mile walk will bring me up to the current despicable administration, so Wednesday I'll be sure to head to the Chattahoochee that day for my 10-mile loop trail to bring my total up to the 50th President, whomever that should turn out to be. Jasmine Crockett? Taylor Swift? Willow Smith? Charlie Kirk?