May 4th, the 20th anniversary of Water Dissolves Water, is known in the Universal Solar Calendar as Establishment of the Dreamweapon. Today, 10 days later, is known as Launching of the Dreamweapon. Unfortunately, I have nothing to launch today.
Scientists at the University of Mainz in Germany have confirmed what we've long suspected. Using analysis of rings from 10,000 trees as evidence, they state that the Summer of 2023 was the hottest in the Northern Hemisphere's in 2,000 years.
Trump promises that if elected, he would immediately tear down off-shore wind farms, a sustainable form of alternate energy, and has begged Big Oil CEOs for one billion dollars of campaign funds. Between environmental degradation and creeping authoritarianism, the odds of that hellish post-apocalyptic dystopia we've long imagined are becoming greater.
Vote Democrat or you're fucked.
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