Saturday, March 02, 2019

Advise From the Movie Desk


If you ever find that you're a character in a horror movie, whatever you do, don't ever, ever, ever stick your hand in the garbage disposal to clear out whatever's clogging it.

Don't go up in the attic to see what made that strange noise and don't go down in the basement to find out why the light suddenly went off "by itself."

And if you can at all avoid it, don't ever be the little-known character actor in an all-star cast, especially if you're of non-white ethnicity or questionable gender identity.

It's not going to end well for you.

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