Nothing To Say

I was all set to make some scathing remarks here regarding Cheating Brain Kemp's gubernatorial campaign and his recent decision to include the disgraced former cabinet member Tom Price in his transition team, when I heard that Pumpernickel has taken to praising Saudi Arabia for lower oil prices in order to justify his recent decision to overlook the Kingdom's cold-blooded murder of a U.S. resident in return for arms sales.

But then I thought, "What difference will what I say here make anyway," and who comes here for opinion on current events? (Answer: no one.) 

So for once, I have absolutely nothing to say. Enjoy your Thanksgiving holiday, everybody, and cheers!