Alabama!

See Alabama?  America knew you could do it and make the right choice in a year when it seemed that most of the rest of the country kept making atrocious choices.  You did the right thing, even if something like 49% of your voters went the wrong way.  But for every one of them, there was one of you and in the end, you had one left over to elect Democrat Doug Jones over Republican pedophile, anti-constitutionalist, gun-fetishist, and Shiite Baptist Roy Moore.

Thank you, Alabama. Now I can pick the Crimson Tide in the college football pool with a clear conscience and not have to cheer for the infernal Clemson Tigers just to spite your electoral decision.

In the end, we knew dignity and decency would win out over fundamentalism and hate.  Alabama, on at least this night of nights, you're awesome!