The White Spheres, 54th Day of Childwinter, 526 M.E. (Helios): It's no bomb cyclone here like the Northeast is suffering through, but it's damn cold again down here in the South. Another disruption of the increasingly unreliable Polar Vortex is underway and sending cold Arctic air far down across the country all the way to the Guld of Mexico.  

In addition, the La Niña conditions have ended and we'll be going into a El Niño later this spring and summer. The neutral pattern we're in right now between the two extremes nearly always bring colder than average temperatures, or so I'm told. El Niños also weaken trade winds, alter global weather patterns, and often bring increased rainfall to the southern U.S., so we can look forward to a soggy, humid summer.

I really want to blame the weather on the Stable Genius, but can't figure out how.