Day of the Blood Sun, 64th of Autumn, 525 M.E. (Aldebaran): In a classic example of delusional thinking, canine killer and serial botox abuser Kristi Noem claimed yesterday that, "One of the individuals we arrested recently in Portland was the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa." She added, "as we go after her and prosecute her, we'll get more and more information about the network and how we can root them out and eliminate them from the existence of American society." Sad.

What does she mean "was" the girlfriend of one of the founders? Is she no longer the girlfriend? Should she be considered a vindictive ex-girlfriend, whose testimony, such as it is and assuming she even exists, be dismissed as malicious slander? 

Also, to be clear, "go after her and prosecute her" means "persecute her," threaten and intimidate her, subject her to psychological manipulation, break her down with Orwellian psy-ops techniques.

This isn't going to end well for anyone. There is no "antifa" organization, there is no "founder," and that person who doesn't exist certainly doesn't have a "girlfriend." Antifa is an ideological position, opposition to fascism, and not some nefarious cabal of terrorists. You might as well imagine a "white Christian nationalist" organization with leaders, founders, and girlfriends (other than Turning Point USA), or a chartered, organized MAGA movement. "I met a man who wasn't there," etc. 

Clinging to delusion is a source of suffering, the Buddha tells us, but since no one in the Stable Genius' administration is allowed to doubt or question any proclamation of the Dear Leader, the Justice Department, the FBI, and Homeland Security will be pursuing that which is like a star at dawn, a bubble floating in a stream, a flash of lightning in a summer cloud, a flickering lamp, a phantom, and a dream.

However, the suffering will be felt by all of us. Since antifa doesn't actually exist, the administration will be free to manufacture anything out of thin air and claim individuals they don't like are "leaders," "founders," and "girlfriends of founders." Political opponents will be "aiding" the nonexistent organization, and beautiful blue cities will be cited as "hotbeds of antifa" that need military occupation. They will lie and innocent victims of their lies will be arrested and punished. Some will probably be killed.

What better tool to use for a propaganda campaign than a group that doesn't exist to disprove whatever it is you say about them?