Day of the Last Beginning, 67th of Summer, 525 M.E. (Castor): Eliot moved into this house and into my life sixteen years ago last spring. My taking care of him, feeding him, and changing his litter is all that he's ever known. We've adapted to each other: he knows his life is dependent upon my tolerance and acceptance, and endeavors not to aggravate me more than my patience allows. In the process, I've come to accept some of his feline peculiarities.
Cats puke - that's a fact of life. Not regularly, but with enough frequency that an owner learns to always keep a supply of paper towels and disinfectant cleaner handy. And as fastidious as they are about pooping and peeing only in a litter box, they'll puke just about anywhere they happen to be when the urge hits, be it the kitchen floor, the countertop, or the living room sofa.
But in all those 16 years, one place Eliot, or his dear departed brother, Izzy (RIP), never puked was on my bed. Until early this morning. A combined 30 years of sharing a home, and not once puking on the bed until today.
6:30 am: near dawn, just a few minutes before sunrise. Dim light already starting to fill the bedroom before the alarm goes off. I'm awakened by Eliot's distinct retching sound, that peristaltic gagging as he brings up whatever offering he's about to let loose. It takes a few seconds for me to awaken and to register what the sound represents, and I shout "No!" He's at the foot of the bed, crouched over, mouth open. I try to use my feet to push him off the edge of the bed and at least puke on the floor and not my bedsheets, but the feet are beneath those sheets and make it difficult to move him. I wriggle them free from beneath the sheets and shove him him off the bed, but it's already too late. There's a copious quantity of particularly liquid, warm cat vomit on top of the sheet, and Eliot's still retching down on the floor.
So before the sun's even fully risen and before my alarm's gone off, I'm stripping the top sheet off the bed, and of course the puke's already soaked through to the underlying fitted sheet. I pull that off too and there's a wet spot on the mattress liner. I strip that off, and fortunately the liquid hadn't yet soaked all the way down to the mattress.
I bundle the soiled sheets and before even making my morning coffee, I'm starting a load of laundry.
Fucking cat, man.
He knew to keep a low profile most of the day, today. The cat's in the dog house. Of course, there was no intention on his part to soil my sheets or ruin my morning. He was just reacting to biological impulse and instinct. Not his fault. Just a cat being a cat.
It's not my fault to be angry either. Just my simian response to a rude awakening and disruption of my early morning routine. We'll get past this.
Unrelated, but my year-to-date walking mileage has been 701 miles. This time last year, I was only up to 400 miles.
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