The Transcendental Outpost, 14th Day of Summer, 525 M.E. (Deneb): Alert readers are forgiven if they experience a state of deja vu at "Transcendental Outpost." Didn't we just have one of those? 

You are correct. The Transcendental Outpost is the 71st day of spring in Angus MacLise's Universal Solar Calendar. But since then, I've been dicking around with calendar and developing my own New Revised Universal Solar Calendar, and have swapped some of the names around. 

Today, the 14th day of summer, was Seventh Ocean in MacLise's USC. But the first "Ocean" days followed multiples of 12 and fell on the 13th, 25th and 37th day of the year, and then on the dozenth days after that, so I moved Seventh Ocean to the 71st of spring, the 144th day of the year (12th twelve). But so as not to lose the delicious poetic flavor of MacLise's day names, The Transcendental Outpost became the 14th of summer in my NRUSC. 

If you're confused, well so am I and it really doesn't matter. Trump has called in the National Guard against protesters in L.A., and the black-out drunk Secretary of Defense is threating to send in the Marines. This is it, folks, it's happening, and we may very well all be under martial law very soon, which is what I think the Trump administration wanted all along.

So happy Transcendental Outpost Day, y'all!