Dental Hygienist: Did you hear they're dropping all the charges against Trump?
Me (with mouthful of picks and probes): Mffngrthith blrrght . . .
D.H.: What?
Later that session,
D.H.: Is the CDC funded by the government?
Me: Shlrkll ploringen kllr . . .
D.H. Huh?
She leans in close to my ear and whispers,
D.H.: I didn't vote for him! Spit.
Me: Hawk tuah! Neither did I.
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