At an event run by the Charis Christian Center, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Dumbass) said that "little Twitter trolls" often challenge her pro-gun rights stance by asking if Jesus needed an AR-15.  "They like to say: 'Oh, Jesus didn't need an AR-15. How many AR-15s do you think Jesus woulda had?'"

"Well," she continued, "he didn't have enough to keep his government from killing him."