That’s the thing - you can never tell what Hurricanes are going to do. They might head out to sea, or they might travel inland. Or they might lose to Middle Tennessee State by two touchdowns.
"Why Can't I Be Different and Original . . . Like Everybody Else?" - Viv Stanshall
Thursday, September 29, 2022
Update
Tuesday, September 27, 2022
Home Improvement
One morning last March, I happened to notice a small little puddle of water on the floor just in front of the water closet and shower above. The puddle was no larger in area than a dollar bill folded in half, but as I hadn't even been in that part of the house for at least 12 hours, I couldn't figure where it had come from. I wiped it up with a paper towel, but later that day it reappeared. I couldn't find a leak, so I called a plumber to investigate.
Long story short, within 48 hours by bathroom look like this:
Monday, September 26, 2022
Blessed Relief
I'm obviously still PTSD'd over the tree that fell on my house in October 2020 (Hurricane Zeta). The U.S. Preventive Services Task Force has advised that doctors screen all adult patients under 65 for anxiety due to the extraordinary stress levels that have plagued the United States since the start of the pandemic. I propose that people over 65 - the demographic most likely to have died from the pandemic - get treated as well. If you lived as long as us, you've seen some shit, man.
Sunday, September 25, 2022
Ian
TD Nine is now known as Ian and is expected to develop into a hurricane by tomorrow. Worse, its projected path has been corrected to now hit the Florida panhandle and then continue north through Georgia toward Atlanta. My home. Great.
The local news is warning about intense showers and flash flooding on Thursday and Friday. Those don't worry me so much as I live on top of a hill. But they also warn of "gusty winds" which have worried me ever since a gust of wind knocked a tree over onto my house in October 2020.
Meanwhile, Hurricane Gaston, last seen in the mid-Atlantic heading toward the British Islands, has reversed course and is now heading west back toward North America. I'm not worried, though, as it should peter out in the cold mid-Atlantic waters before it reaches these shores.
Fiona hit the Canadian Maritime Provinces earlier this week, caused wide-spread flooring and damage. The storm swept away houses, stripped off roofs, and knocked out power, and troops are being sent to assist the recovery. The troops will help remove fallen trees and other debris, and restore transportation links.
Busy week in an until-now relatively quiet hurricane season!
Friday, September 23, 2022
Number Nine
Wednesday, September 21, 2022
The Atlantic Gets Busy
As I'm sure you've heard in the news, Hurricane Fiona dropped torrential rain on the island of Puerto Rico and walloped the commonwealth with killer winds. All this on the five-year anniversary of Hurricane Maria, but this time an orange-faced clown didn't show up to toss paper towels to the people. The hurricane is expected to stay off of the coast of North America and if it makes landfall at all, it will probably be way up in Nova Scotia.
Hurricane Gaston came up out of almost nowhere. It was already well up into the mid-Atlantic and headed for the British Islands by the time it even formed, but it is expected to fizzle out before it even reaches Britania. It may have to content itself with fucking with the Azores.
The system just north of the coast of Venezuela is almost certain to become at least a tropical depression, if not a hurricane. After that, its path is still uncertain, but is likely to move west-northwestward toward the central Caribbean later this week. Let's hope it doesn't strike Puerto Rico again before it's even dried out from Fiona.
And if all that's not enough, we have two more developing systems in the East Atlantic and Saharan Africa. The National Hurricane Center puts their chance of developing into tropical depressions at 30 to 50 percent but if they do develop, there's no telling yet where they might track.
Happy last day of summer, y'all!
Sunday, September 18, 2022
Pray for Puerto Rico
Friday, September 16, 2022
Thursday, September 15, 2022
Big Ears Preview
Wednesday, September 14, 2022
Fiona
- I had already made nonrefundable hotel reservations for that week. Even if I didn't go to Knoxville, my money would have. I could cancel my reservation, but that only meant that the hotel would be free to book my room to someone else while still keeping my money. It seemed that with or without Big Ears, I was going to be staying in Knoxville next March.
- Okay, $800 is a lot of money, but it's really all that I do in any given year. In my retirement, I'm not, say, going on cruises or travelling to ballparks across the USA. I'm not even going to other music shows here in Atlanta. $800 may be a lot, but not so much when it's all you got.
- Also, as previously reported, I finally sold the Unsellable Condo in Vinings. I should get a modest sum of money from the sale, and splurging a small part of that windfall on a VIP pass for Big Ears seems entirely justifiable.
- What turned me off about the lineup was the selection of indie rock bands that I already knew. A big part of the appeal of Big Ears is the process of discovery - finding new artists one had not heard before. Last year, it was new favorites Alabaster DePlume and Damon Locks' Black Monument Ensemble. I playlisted some of the artists for this year that I didn't know on Spotify, and already have made some great new discoveries. So I'll be going to Big Ears next year not so much for the familiar (the veridical), but in a spirit of adventurous discovery (the sequential).
- The John Zorn sets, even if they're all in one day, still look absolutely amazing (especially the Cobra ensemble). One of my regrets of Big Ears 2022 was that I didn't attend more of the Zorn sets.
- At this point in my life, the festival is part of my definition of who I am and what I do. Not going would be a denial of my self.
Tuesday, September 13, 2022
Monday, September 12, 2022
I'm On The Fence
I'm sorry, but when your headliners are Amadou & Mariam, I have to think twice about buying a pass to your festival.
The lineup for next year's Big Ears Festival - much anticipated in this household - was announced today and it was a bit, well, underwhelming. I like Amadou & Mariam, I like Malian music in general, but I'm not sure it's enough to get me to buy an $800 four-day VIP pass for the festival.
I'm probably being a little unfair to the alphabetical order of the announcement, but most of the top tier performers leave me as underwhelmed as A-is-for-Amadou. Devendra Banhart, Andrew Bird, The Mountain Goats, and Iron & Wine would have been great in 2015, but aren't as enticing these seven years later, and aren't the reason to go to a festival like Big Ears. And Los Lobos and Rickie Lee Jones? Don't get me started.
The John Zorn 70th Birthday Celebration looks amazing, but I already spent a day listening to Zorn at last year's festival. And if it's scheduled like last year, it will all be performed in one day, leaving three other festival days Zorn-less.
On the positive side, there are several excellent performers listed above, especially the William Parker sets. I've long wanted to see Charles Lloyd, and The Bad Plus, Xylouris White, Christian McBride, and Vijay Iyer are all solid performers. Bill Frisell has become something of a Big Ears fixture, which is cool, but I've now seen him several times in a variety of contexts. I've also seen Marc Ribot at Big Ears twice before as well as Makaya McCraven, and I've seen Bela Fleck and Mary Halvorson each once before. And yes, I did notice James "Blood" Ulmer in there, as well as the great David Murray squeezed in with the band Tarbaby.
So I'm not saying that I'm not going, but I am thinking twice. There's also covid considerations to take into account. Will there be a new variant to worry about next March? Or something worse? Will the festival become a polio super-spreader? Is that something we have to worry about now?
$800 is a lot of money for a festival pass, plus the cost of four night's lodging, food, gas, etc., etc. Unlike years past, this lineup isn't a sure-thing, slam-dunk decision. What you're seeing here is me thinking twice.
Sunday, September 11, 2022
Saturday, September 03, 2022
Friday, September 02, 2022
Danielle At Last
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