Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Karl Rove Arrested


Let's see, what did I miss over the weekend? It seems that NASA successfully engineered the first drive-by shooting in outer space, and blew up George Clinton's P-Funk Mothership before it had a chance to escape this world. Sure, they called it a "comet," but we all know a Mothership when we see one. . .

The Live 8 Concert let people momentarily forget the sorry state of popular music today, ironically by putting those same sorry musicians on stage for MTV to cover.

Martha's still under house arrest and OJ's still free, and the term "Chief Justice Alberto Gonzales" doesn't sound any less nauseating even after a three-day weekend.

Oh, and they arrested Karl Rove over the weekend for a long laundry list of various political crimes.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Where did you GET this?! I'm assuming it's photoshopped -- dang nab it.