Friday, December 31, 2004
New Year’s Eve Celebration
with Taiun Michael Elliston, Abbot
You are invited to celebrate the New Year at the Atlanta Soto Zen Center!
This special new year’s eve service includes cleaning, sitting, soba noodles and broth, recitation of "Dogen's 108 Gates to Enlightenment", and the traditional 108 bells counting down to midnight.
Shortly after midnight we will wrap up our New Year's eve observances with a small warming fire outback. Please bring sake, champagne, non-alcoholic beverages or snacks to share.
Regular Saturday morning services will be held January 1 starting at 7:30am.
Sunday morning services January 2 will include a Fusatsu (precepts renewal) ceremony.
The Smoke Clears
All four of my teams lost yesterday after B.C. upset North Carolina, Navy upset New Mexico, Texas Tech beat fourth-ranked California in one of the biggest upsets of the season, and Northern Illinois beat Troy (who are those guys?). It probably didn't help that the starting quarterbacks on most of my teams showed up for their games looking like this:
There's four games today, but I don't care now. I can go out and enjoy my New Year's Eve without worrying about the Boise State-Louisville point spread. On New Year's Day and beyond, I can cheer for my teams without anxiety. Years of being a Red Sox fan has taught me how to find solice in losing. That's something I hope not to lose now that the Sox are the defending World Series Champions!
The blog keeps getting hits from Europe and eastern Asia about the tsunami and the aftereffects of the earthquake. My most deepfelt sympathy and compassion goes out to all the victims, their loved ones, their families and those who care about them.
From: Paige
Sent: Friday, December 31, 2004 3:59 AM
To: Shokai2k4@hotmail.com
Subject: Blog Quote
Hey,
I like what you did for the link/content- very intriguing and a good use of representation and images. I'm happy to know that someone out there was able to understand what I was saying!
Thanks for the link too!
Have a happy new year,
Paige
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACKIE!
Thursday, December 30, 2004
Artie Shaw
Artie Shaw, the jazz clarinetist and big-band leader who successfully challenged Benny Goodman's reign as the King of Swing with his recordings of "Begin the Beguine," "Lady Be Good" and "Star Dust" in the late 1930's, died yesterday at his home of natural causes. He was 94.
Upon learning of his death, most people expressed surprise that he had still been alive.
Artie Shaw's virtuosity on his instrument, his groups' highly original arrangements and his explosively romantic showmanship made him one of the most danced-to bandleaders of swing and one of the most listened-to artists of jazz. He quit performing in 1954 , but the many re-releases of his discs and his informed but often sardonic comments on music and many other subjects kept him in the public ear.
Mr. Shaw impressed and amazed clarinetists of all schools. Barney Bigard, the New Orleans clarinetist who was Duke Ellington's soloist for 14 years, said he considered Mr. Shaw the greatest clarinetist ever. Phil Woods, a saxophonist of the bebop era, took Charlie Parker as his inspiration on saxophone, but he modeled his clarinet playing on Mr. Shaw's. John Carter, a leading post-bop clarinetist, said he took up the instrument because of Mr. Shaw. And Franklin Cohen, the principal clarinetist of the Cleveland Orchestra, said he found his playing unbelievable.
In the 1930s, he formed a band with the same instrumentation as Goodman's, promising it would be "the loudest band in the whole damn world." As the band developed during a long run at the Roseland-State Ballroom in Boston, the original concept changed to a concentration on smoothly swinging treatments of the music of Jerome Kern, Cole Porter, Richard Rodgers, Vincent Youmans and others.
Mr. Shaw, however, was not prepared to put up with the demands of his fans, the bobby-soxers who mobbed him and tore his clothes, and whom he called morons. In December 1939, the tension finally made him walk off the bandstand at the Cafe Rouge of the Hotel Pennsylvania in New York City and disappear.
"I wanted to resign from the planet, not just music," he said later. "It stopped being fun with success. Money got in the way. Everybody got greedy, including me. Fear set in. I got miserable when I became a commodity."
He disappeared to what was then a little-known village in Mexico - Acapulco - where he was ignored for three months until he rescued a woman from drowning and reporters found out who he was. Then he returned home to Hollywood.
In December 1941, Mr. Shaw flew to California and married Elizabeth Kern, the daughter of Jerome Kern, before enlisting in the Navy. He was ordered to form a band, and when he heard the band members he had been given, he went AWOL ("tacitly," as he said) in order to see the Secretary of the Navy. Mr. Shaw left the meeting with permission to enlist a band to be taken to the Pacific. He recruited some of the best musicians he had worked with in civilian life. The band played up and down the Pacific, on tiny islands and in jungles. It played so relentlessly that in 1943 it was sent to New Zealand to rest, and a year later it was dissolved. Mr. Shaw received a medical discharge.
In March 1954, after a playing with a small group at the Embers in New York, he announced his retirement at age 43. He never performed again.
Among other things, he became a lecturer on the college circuit offering a choice of subjects, including "Consecutive Monogamy and Ideal Divorce," in which he presented himself as "the ex-husband of love goddesses and an authority on divorce."
His source material for his lectures came from his experience with eight wives, who included, in addition to Miss Kern, three movie stars (Lana Turner, Ava Gardner and Evelyn Keyes) and an author (Kathleen Winsor, who wrote the 1940's best-seller "Forever Amber").
"People ask what those women saw in me," Mr. Shaw said. "Let's face it, I wasn't a bad-looking stud. But that's not it. It's the music; it's standing up there under the lights. A lot of women just flip; looks have nothing to do with it. You call Mick Jagger good-looking?"
All his marriages ended in divorce.
- John S. Wilson (former jazz critic for The New York Times, Mr. Wilson died in 2002)
Image Is Everything
1. buddhism - sri lanka earthquake, Yahoo, from the Pacific Rim (Russian Federation Zone 5)
2. burma tectonic plate, Yahoo, from the U.S. Central Time Zone
3. buddhism tsunami, Yahoo, from Hong Kong
4. phuket tsunami, Technorati, from Central European Time Zone
5. hindu worshipers hit tsunamis, MSN, from the U.S. Central Time Zone
6. top ten world's deadliest tsunamis, Yahoo, from the U.S. West Coast
7. deadliest tsunamis last 100 years, MSN, from the U.S. East Coast
8. graph of deadliest tsunamis, Yahoo, from the U.S. East Coast
9. india/burma geological plate, MSN, from the Rocky Mountain States
10. india plate burma plate, AllTheWeb.com, from the U.S. West Coast
11. tsunami,aceh,picture, Yahoo, from the Pacific Rim (West Australian Standard Time)
12. buddhism tsunami and buddha, tsunami, Yahoo, from the China Coast (Russian Federation Zone 7)
13. indonesian earthquake msn, MSN, from the Alaska-Hawaii Time Zone
14. india burma tectonic plate, OptusNet Search, from Australia
15. tsunami picture sumatra, Yahoo, from the Pacific Rim (West Australian Time Zone)
16. missing tsunami, HotBot, from Germany
Sure, there was still one more Michael Crichton hit, a Shokai search, and, interestingly, an AltaVista search from Germany for the words Messner, Nanga and DNA which referred all the way back to my June 26 blog entry. But what I see today is that many people are searching the Internet for news, information, and spiritual guidance on the disaster in Asia. And if 16 of those searches led to this crappy little insignificant blog, I can only imagine how much traffic is out there at the useful sites.
So, it seems that in addition to Americans, there are Chinese, Australians and Europeans who have visited this site looking for information or opinion about the tragedy. And what do they find here? Pictures of Petra Nemcova! I hope that my readers realize that I did not single her out as the lone victim to discuss because my compassion is so limited that I only care about the hot supermodel victim, or that my sympathy does not extend to the now 120,000 Asians who have perished so far. I meant it more as an ironic statement about the American news coverage of the event, which has focused more on the tourists in Phuket and the European and American victims than on the vastly greater number of Asian victims.
In her blog "C'est What?," Paige points out that there is no great set of images to link us to this event, and quotes Guy-Ernest Debord: "In societies where modern conditions of production prevail, all of life presents itself as an immense accumulation of spectacles. Everything that was directly lived has moved away into a representation." She says, "The tsunami has become another 'Us' versus 'Them,' in which Western media and society doesn't care what happens to the 'others.'" In other words, the disaster is just plain bad television, and we've become so infatuated by the media that if it can't be represented in a single iconic image or a 10-second film clip, we get bored, and click the remote to the next channel.
This is Paige:
Blogger extraordinaire Tony Pierce, author of How To Blog, uses provocative pictures to lure horny guys to his site and to keep them coming back. "Men are easily distracted, visual creatures," he says, "therefore you need to make your page visually appealing to them. Especially if your content is so-so." And as I said, the single iconic image is more important in today's media than the content . . .
Things didn't work out very well for my Mom in the football pool last night - both of her teams lost, and she is now alone in last place, trailing the Witch Doctor by five games. I trail by three, but I'm hoping to pick up a game on the Witch Doctor with a North Carolina win over BC. Also, I'm the only one who picked Troy State over Northern Illinois (who are these guys?), so a win there would give me one-up on everybody else. Since there's four games today, a lot of smoke will have cleared by the end of the day.
Sent: Wed 12/29/2004 5:33 AM
Subject: RE: Quake Disaster - How you can help
Dear Colleaques,
Thank you to all who e-mailed to express their concern. All Singapore & Malaysia staff and their families are fine although we have not been able to contact a staff currently on leave.
Malaysia was less impacted by the tsunami compared to Thailand and Indonesia while Singapore was not affected at all. Nevertheless, we're all shocked by the scale of the tragedy and the locations affected - these are places that we would likely vacation at with our families.
A number of relief and humanitarian agencies such as the International Red Cross and Red Crescent are available in Singapore and Malaysia to receive donations as well. At the moment, at least in Singapore, the agencies have only asked for donations.
Take care,
Juliana D.
Singapore
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
Petra Nemcova

Supermodel Petra Nemcova was injured and her boyfriend, British photographer Simon Atlee, was missing after the pair were caught up in the Asian tsunami disaster. Nemcova and Atlee had been vacationing in the resort of Phuket when the waves swept over them on Sunday. Nemcova, who appeared on the cover of 2003 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, clung to a tree for eight hours as the water swirled around her. She suffered a shattered hip and internal injuries. British authorities have no word on the status of Atlee.
Last night was somewhat interesting in the football pool (note: the pool was interesting - the games continue to be unremittingly dull). After the Iowa State upset of Miami (Ohio), the BiL briefly moved into a first-place tie with the Witch Doctor, and my brother moved ahead of my Mom and I, leaving us tied for last place. However, both my brother and the BiL chose Notre Fucking Dame over Oregon State, the only ones to do so, so they quickly lost their good fortune when the Irish lost 38-21. So the Witch Doctor's still in the lead, with my sister and the BiL behind by one game, and my brother, my mother and I all three back.

Tonight's games are probably only interesting to my Mom. Everyone but her picked Colorado over UTEP, so she might be able to pick up one game there. Next, she and the BiL were the only ones to choose OK State over Ohio State, so if things go their way, Mom could catch up with my sister and the BiL can once again tie the Witch Doctor.
Alternately, Mom might find herself all alone in last place, trailing my brother and I by two games.
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A comment Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld made during a Christmas Eve address to U.S. troops in Baghdad has sparked new conspiracy theories about the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001.
In the speech, Rumsfeld made a passing reference to United Airlines Flight 93, which crashed in Pennsylvania after passengers attempted to stop al Qaeda hijackers.
But in his remarks, Rumsfeld referred to the "the people who attacked the United States in New York, shot down the plane over Pennsylvania."
A Pentagon spokesman insisted that Rumsfeld simply misspoke, but Internet conspiracy theorists seized on the reference to the plane having been shot down.
Was it a slip of the tongue? Was it an error? Or was it the truth, finally being dropped on the public more than three years after the tragedy?
Some people remain skeptical of U.S. government statements that, despite a presidential authorization, no planes were shot down September 11, and rumors still circulate that a U.S. military plane shot the airliner down over Shanksville, Pennsylvania.
A Pentagon spokesman insists Rumsfeld has not changed his opinion that the plane crashed as the result of an onboard struggle between passengers and terrorists.
The independent panel charged with investigating the terrorist attacks concluded that the hijackers intentionally crashed Flight 93, apparently because they feared the passengers would overwhelm them.
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
Welter & Waste
Survivors of the gigantic undersea earthquake on Sunday that swallowed coastlines from Indonesia to Africa - which officials now describe as one of the worst natural disasters in recent history - recovered bodies today, hurriedly arranged for mass burials and searched for tens of thousands of the missing in countries thousands of miles apart. The reported deaths from the disaster climbed today to more than 50,000, with some reports placing the number near 60,000. A third of the dead are said to be children. With hundreds of thousands of people stranded in the open without clean drinking water, epidemics of cholera and other waterborne diseases could take as many lives as the initial waves.
There are some interesting blogs about the disaster written by survivors here, here and here. They also provide information on relief organizations. It's kind of hard for me to add anything to what they have to say, so I won't try.
I met my friend K. for coffee this moring at Starbucks, then went to the office to answer a few emails (I know I'm on vacation, but clients are still important). The rest of the day was spent finishing the yard work I started yesterday - I took down a tree, blew the leaves off the roof, and raked/swept/blew the leaves from the back patio all the way around to the street.
I trail Witch Doctor Jim by three games in the pool now, along with my Mom and my brother. For the next four games (tonight and tomorrow), our picks are the same, so I can't make up any ground on the Witch Doctor until North Carolina beats BC (by more than three points) on Thursday. The BiL and my sister trail the Witch Doctor by 1 and 2 games, respectively. A Miami (Ohio) win over Iowa State (by >3) would get me one game closer to them, and an Oregon State win over Notre Fucking Dame (by 3 1/2) would tie me with the BiL. So if everything goes my way tonight, my Mom and I will be in a three-way tie for second place with the BiL, and my poor brother will be left all alone in last place with only two wins to his name.
Recent Web Searches
Christmas Day, soyu matsuoka, from AOL on the East Coast
Christmas Day, Chattanooga zazen, from Comcast on the East Coast
December 26, Arden's Garden, from Dogpile on the East Coast
December 27, paper that dissolves in water, on MSN in the Central Time Zone
December 28, michael creighton + State Of Fear, a Google search from the East Coast (fourth reference on page)
December 28, shokai, another Google on the East Coast (seventh reference, Otsuka Corporation of Japan's home page was the first reference).
In the Beginning, God Did Not Create the Heavens and the Earth.
THE FIVE BOOKS OF MOSES
A Translation With Commentary.
By Robert Alter. 1,064 pp. W. W. Norton & Company. $39.95.
Reviewed by Edward Rothstein
The New York Times: December 29, 2004
The King James Bible puts it too neatly: "In the beginning" could mean that the creation was God's first act, or that the creation was itself the beginning, but wasn't something there before? The sentence also reads like a topic sentence, bluntly introducing that account that follows.
Things are actually far more mysterious and inchoate, as Robert Alter keeps reminding us in his astonishing translation of the original Hebrew text of the first five books of the Bible. There are so many accretions of meaning and assumption layered over the Biblical text, so many commentaries, so many doctrines; even the English language has been influenced by the glories (and errors) of the 17th-century King James translation.
Return, then, to the Hebrew text of the Pentateuch - the Torah - where pronouns are often ambiguous, words are compacted with multiple meanings and clauses can begin to make sense not in the ordinary sequence of reading but only in the course of doubling back and rereading. Here is how Mr. Alter renders that first sentence of Genesis:
"When God began to create heaven and earth, and the earth then was welter and waste and darkness over the deep and God's breath hovering over the waters, God said, 'Let there be light.' "
That sentence unsettles. The creation is not a completed act, but part of a process. The act of speaking is the focus of attention, coming after an almost breathless catalog of elements in a world "without form and void" (as the King James version puts it), in which "welter and waste and darkness over the deep" and "God's breath" are components of a primordial earth.
It isn't likely that this rendering will soon replace the old. It doesn't easily scan. But it is so weirdly convincing, and so evocative of matters beyond conventional understanding, that it anticipates not just the story of Creation but the epic enterprise of translation and commentary into which Mr. Alter leads us.
Monday, December 27, 2004
Tsunami
According to today's The New York Times, the death toll in Asia from Sunday's tsunamis now exceeds 19,000, with untold numbers still missing in six countries.
The world's most powerful earthquake in 40 years erupted underwater off the Indonesian island of Sumatra on Sunday and sent walls of water barreling thousands of miles. The earthquake, which measured 9.0 in magnitude, set off tsunamis that built up speeds of as much as 500 miles per hour, then crashed into coastal areas of Sri Lanka, India, Thailand, Indonesia, the Maldives and Malaysia as 40-foot-high walls of water, devouring everything and everyone in their paths.
It took several hours in some cases on Sunday for the waves to build and reach their targets after the earthquake struck. But none of the most affected countries had warning systems in place to detect the coming onslaught and alert their citizens to move away from the coastline.
The tsunamis were generated by underwater seismic disturbances, in this case the interface of the India and Burma tectonic plates. Seismologists with the U.S. Geological Survey said the ocean west of Sumatra and the island chains to its north was a hot zone for earthquakes because of a nonstop collision occurring there between the India plate, beneath the Indian Ocean seabed, and the Burma plate under the islands and that part of the continent.
The India plate is moving at about two inches a year to the northeast, creating pressure that releases, sporadically, in seismic activity. But this was an especially devastating earthquake, the fourth most powerful in 100 years.
Television images showed bodies floating in muddied waters. Cars went out to sea; boats came onto land. Snorkelers were dragged onto the beach, and sunbathers out to sea. Aid agencies were rushing staff and equipment to the region, warning that rotting bodies were threatening health and water supplies.
Indonesia reported nearly 4,500 dead, most in the Banda Aceh area of Sumatra, a region that has been the site of a continuing civil war. In Sri Lanka, at least 6,000 were dead. In India, an estimated 2,300 died, with at least 1,700 confirmed dead in Tamil Nadu, the southern state that is home to the coastal city of Madras.
The death toll is expected to climb. Many areas from the atolls of the Maldives to the Nicobar Islands of India were simply out of reach, with communication lines snapped. Thousands more people in those places are feared marooned or dead.
Below is a list of the deadliest quakes of the past 100 years, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. In some cases, death tolls include those killed in ensuing fires and collapses.
1976 China, Tangshan - 255,000 dead (7.5 magnitude)
1927 China, near Xining - 200,000 (magnitude unknown)
1920 China, Gansu - 200,000 (8.6)
1923 Japan, Kwanto - 143,000 (magnitude unknown)
1948 Turkmenistan - 110,000 (7.3)
1908 Italy, Messina - up to 100,000 (7.2)
1932 China, Gansu - 70,000 (7.6)
1970 Peru - 66,000 (7.9)
1935 Pakistan, Quetta - up to 60,000 (7.5)
1990 Iran, Gilan - 35,000 (7.7)
2003 Iran, Bam - 31,000 (6.8)
With all of this suffering, it is hard to blog about my own little pissant problems. It's hard to blog about football. There're two games on today (the football pool continues). The first, Virginia v. Fresno State in the MPC Computers Bowl (2:00 p.m.), is a non-event, since everyone in the pool picked Virginia. We'll all go up or down one game together, but no one will pick up a game on anybody else. The second game, Toledo v. UConn in the Motor City Bowl (5:30 p.m.), should be more interesting. I can pick up a game on the Witch Doctor and the BiL with a Toledo victory (by 3 1/2 points), but I will miss at least the second half of the game as tonight is my Monday night opening at the Zen Center.
But meantime, I have yardwork to do - leaves to be blown, branches to be cut down, and ivy to be trimmed.
AN END TO SUFFERING
The Buddha in the World
By Pankaj Mishra
Illustrated. 422 pages. Farrar, Straus & Giroux. $25
Reviewed by William Grimes
The New York Times: December 27, 2004
In an Age of Strife, What Would Buddha Do?
The Indian novelist and journalist Pankaj Mishra had two ideas when he came up with the subtitle "The Buddha in the World." Always, in his rambling meditations on the history and meaning of Buddhism, he struggles to place the Buddha in historical context. He evokes the physical settings, socioeconomic changes and political tensions of Northern India six centuries before Jesus, the world in which Siddhartha Gautama first spread his radical message.
At the same time, his own spiritual quest pulls the story into the present, as he sorts out his conflicted feelings about Buddhism and its relevance to the world of terrorist bombings, multinational corporations and seething third-world discontent.
Mr. Mishra, the author of a highly praised novel, "The Romantics," has written an odd, uneasy book. It began life as a projected historical novel about the Buddha. Mr. Mishra, who grew up in northern India, traveled from one Buddhist site to another, reading widely and deeply along the way, then returned to Mashobra, a village in the Himalayas, where he sorted out his thoughts and reflected. These journeys, and the fruits of Mr. Mishra's study, have been stored and reworked into a highly personal history, not too remote in spirit from works like "The Education of Henry Adams."
It's easy to see why Mr. Mishra was attracted to Buddhism. Nietzsche, analyzing Buddhism's appeal to its early audience, spoke of "races grown kindly, gentle, overintellectual who feel pain too easily." The description fits Mr. Mishra, and his own self-description rounds out the portrait. Part of a Hindu family clinging tenuously to the middle class, he grew up in an India obsessed with emulating the West and transforming itself into a modern society.
Like so many others, his father abandoned his native his village for the city. But by the late 1970's and 80's, Mr. Mishra writes, "these aspirations had lost some of their force." The British administrative system, in Indian hands, had deteriorated, and Mr. Mishra's university in Allahabad, once known as the Oxford of the east, was now a sorry sight: "It had become a battlefield for rival caste groups, a setting for the primordial struggles for food and shelter, of violence and terror."
Mr. Mishra intended to study commerce, if only to avoid medicine and engineering, the standard avenues to success for Indians of his class. But he was besotted with Nietzsche and the French existentialists. He worshiped the great European novelists like Flaubert, Tolstoy and Proust, writers who dramatized, as he saw it, "the fate of the individual in society." (It's telling that he found his way to "Questions of King Menander," an early Buddhist text, through a short story by Borges.) Diffidently, he declared himself a writer, although he had no idea what, exactly, he would write about. Like one of the "superfluous men" in the novels of Turgenev, another of his models, he had been equipped with a sensitive nature and a passion for social justice, but modern India offered him no place. Looking around him, he saw misery, poverty, failed social institutions and a rising tides of political violence. In short, like the Buddha, he looked out on the world and saw suffering.
Mr. Mishra offers a highly attractive introduction to the basic thinking behind Buddhism. He stresses what he sees as its practicality and workability. The Buddha identified a problem, the restless, ego-driven striving that inevitably leads to frustration and unhappiness. He then developed a set of introspective techniques designed to make the suffering individual more self-aware, and through this self-awareness to move systematically beyond the self and its vain strivings toward a state he called nirvana.
Mr. Mishra's Buddha is a practical philosopher, engaged in the here and now. "It was the Buddha's achievement," he writes, "as it was that of Socrates, to detach wisdom from its basis in fixed and often esoteric forms of knowledge and opinion and offer it as a moral and spiritual project for individuals."
Mr. Mishra presents these concepts simply and clearly. He also lends them dramatic immediacy, tying them closely to specific events and places in the Buddha's life, highlighting the arguments and counterarguments that they provoked at the time. At every turn, he draws parallels between the social problems of the Buddha's era and the myriad social and political torments of our own age. Mr. Mishra paints a vivid, painful picture of the developing world, bewildered by the disruptive forces of modernity.
He remains a skeptical Buddhist, though, if he is a Buddhist at all. He admits to finding the Buddha's dialogues "long-winded and repetitious," with "little of the artistry so evident in Plato." He points out that Buddhist thinkers threw their support behind Japan's militarist government in the 1930's and supported the Sinhalese in violent civil war with the Tamils in Sri Lanka. As a political force, Buddhism comes across as, at best, benevolent but ineffectual.
In the end, it's hard to know exactly where Mr. Mishra stands as he meanders, circles back on himself and, dropping his historical inquiries, heads off to remote locales. Visiting a Zen meditation center in Northern California, where an old American friend has become a monk, he feels awkward. A prayer is recited. He finds the words incomprehensible. The rituals annoy him. "I couldn't but feel their irrelevance to the world I was growing up in," he writes. A monk circulating among the worshipers to check their prayer postures stops and regards him suspiciously, which, in a way, is how he looks at himself.
Mr. Mishra's journey of a thousand miles leads him right back to the beginning. For him, it seems, there is no end to suffering.
Sunday, December 26, 2004
Tragic
A dark, dark day. Every time I open my web browser, the news is worse on The New York Times On-Line, my home page. First, 3,000 dead, then 7,000, now 10,000. And the earthquake that caused the tsunamis has gone from a preliminary 8.7 to a 9.0, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. This was the fourth largest earthquake in the world since 1900 and the largest since the 1964 Prince William Sound, Alaska earthquake.
It's ironic that this is the second year in a row that a devastating earthquake hit on the day after Christmas. Last year, 30,000 people died in an earthquake in the Iranian city of Bam.
Words cannot express the sorrow I feel for those lost, and for those griving for their lost ones. Excuse me if I don't say anything "funny" today.
The History of the Universe in Approximately 200 Words
Quantum Fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Particle-Antiparticle Annihilation. Deuterium and Helium Production. Matter Domination. Recombination. Blackbody Radiation. Local Contraction. Large-Scale Structure Formation. Violent Relaxation. Virialization. Galaxy Formation. Turbulent Fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Massive Star Formation. Deuterium Ignition. Hydrogen Fusion. Hydrogen Depletion. Core Contraction. Envelope Expansion. Helium Fusion. Carbon, Oxygen, and Silicon Fusion. Iron Production. Implosion. Supernova Explosion. Metals Injection. Star Formation. Universal Acceleration. Supernova Explosions. Star Formation. Planetesimal Accretion. Planetary Differentiation. Crust Solidification. Volatile Gas Expulsion. Water Condensation. Carbon Dioxide Solution. Water Photodissociation. Escaping Hydrogen. Ozone Production. Ultraviolet Absorption. Polymerization. Coacervate Formation. Molecular Reproduction. Protein Construction. Fermentation. Photosynthetic Unicellular Organisms! Oxidation. Mutation. Evolution. Cell Differentiation. Respiration. Sexual Reproduction. Multicellular Organisms. Evolutionary Diversification. Fossilization. Trilobite Domination. Land Exploration. Comet Collision. Dinosaur Extinction. Mammal Expansion. Homo Sapiens Manifestation. Language Acquisition. Glaciation. Innovation. Religion. Animal Domestication. Fermentation. Food Surplus Production. Inscription. Civilization! Exploration. Warring Nations. Empire Creation and Destruction. Expansion. Scientific Explanation. Colonization. Revolution. Constitution. Vaccination. Industrialization. Emancipation. Invention. Mass Production. Urbanization. Migration. World Conflagration. Suffrage Extension. Penicillin. Depression. World Conflagration. Fission Explosions. Computerization. United Nations. Space Exploration. Population Explosion. Environmental Degradation. Superpower Confrontation. Liberation. Terrorism. Lunar Excursions. Resignation. Inflation. Internet Expansion. Globalization. Reunification. Dissolution. Union. World Wide Web Creation. Composition. Terrorism. Invasion. Extrapolation?
Copyright 1996-2000 by Eric Schulman
Saturday, December 25, 2004
Merry Christmas!
What are you supposed to say? Is it "Happy Festivus" or "Merry Festivus?"
Whatever. I hope everyone's having a great day.
Got up late this morning (it's amazing to me how quickly I become nocturnal when I don't have to work for a couple of days. Sometimes I think I might have Transylvanian ancestry, if you know what I mean). When I finally did get up, I opened the presents my Mom mailed down to me.
Thanks, Mom!
Hawaii won last night, beat UAB, so now I have two wins in the football pool. But then, so does everybody else. There're no games today or tomorrow (NFL weekend), but I can pick up one game against the Witch Doctor Monday with a Toledo win over UConn, but it might be the 29th or 30th before I can catch up, or even pass him.

The Gospel According to Saint Matthew
. . . Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea in the days of Herod the king, behold, there came wise men from the east to Jerusalem, saying, "Where is he that is born King of the Jews? For we have seen his star in the east, and are come to worship him."
When Herod the king had heard these things, he was troubled, and all Jerusalem with him. And when he had gathered all the chief priests and scribes of the people together, he demanded of them where Christ should be born. And they said unto him, in Bethlehem of Judea: for thus it is written by the prophet "And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Juda, art not the least among the princes of Juda: for out of thee shall come a Governor, that shall rule my people Israel."
Then Herod, when he had privily called the wise men, enquired of them diligently what time the star appeared. And he sent them to Bethlehem, and said, "Go and search diligently for the young child; and when ye have found him, bring me word again, that I may come and worship him also."
When they heard the king, they departed; and, lo, the star, which they saw in the east, went before them, till it came and stood over where the young child was. When they saw the star, they rejoiced with exceeding great joy.
And when they were come into the house, they saw the young child with Mary his mother, and fell down, and worshipped him; and when they had opened their treasures, they presented him with gifts: gold, and frankincense, and myrrh. And being warned of God in a dream that they should not return to Herod, they departed into their own country another way.

I'll bet they did. Those wise men were no dummies. But who were they? Exactly where "east of Jerusalem" were they from?
My theory is they were Buddhists. Buddhism had been around for about 500 years at the time of Jesus' birth, and had spread from India all along the Silk Road. Between the second century B.C. and it's height around A.D. 150, the Kushan Empire controlled a territory that included all of Tajikistan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and most of Northern India, as well as parts of Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan. Buddhism flourished under the Kushans. So there was a great Buddhist kingdom east of Jerusalem at the time of Jesus' birth.
Granted, there were other kingdoms as well. But the hallmark of Buddhism is prajna, or wisdom. So the "wise men" would most likely have come from that eastern kingdom where wisdom was practiced. It's worth noting that the Buddha's enlightenment came upon seeing the morning star as he was sitting under the bodhi tree. It is not at all far-fetched to imagine that Judeans had heard stories of men from the east who gained wisdom watching stars (the wise men "rejoiced with exceeding great joy" upon seeing the star, not necessarily upon finding the young child). I'm sure that by the time of Jesus, word of the "wisdom from the east" had reached Jerusalem. Although, as far as I know, Buddhism never got established in their area, I propose that the "wise men from the east" was how Judeans refered to Buddhist practioners from the Kushan Empire.
I read the first chapter of Matthew as an attempt to legitimize the legacy of Jesus. The first chapter contains a genealogy establishing a direct lineage from Abraham to David to Jesus. "So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations (Chapter I, verse 17)." This establishes for the "children of Israel" that there is no question that Jesus was in their lineage, was one of their kind.
But how to establish legitimacy to the outside world? What better way than to get the blessing of those star-gazing wise men from the east that they had heard about? Thus, we get the second chapter of Matthew, quoted above.
It is interesting to note that the Chinese Buddhists used much the same technique to legitimize their school of Buddhism by establishing the lineage of dharma transmission. According to this lineage, Bodhidharma, the great sage who brought what was to become Chan Buddhism to China, was the 28th patriarch after the Buddha. Halfway between the Buddha and Bodhidharma was Nagaruna, the 14th patriarch. The Buddha's teachings occurred around 500 B.C. and Bodhidharma arrived in China around A.D. 500, so Nagaruna, halfway between the Buddha and Bodhidharma, must have lived around the time of Jesus.
Whether or not wise men from the Kushan Empire or elsewhere actually showed up in Bethlehem is totally irrelevant. However, the story probably resonated with the early Christians as they spread the teaching because it offered a kind of "stamp of approval" by the fabled "wise kingdom of the east."
However, I think Christ's teaching stands on its own merit, without the need for Eastern legitimacy:
"Therefore I say unto you, take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?
"Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns: yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?
Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature? And why take ye thought for raiment?
Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin: and yet I say unto you, that even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these (Matthew, Chapter VI, verses 25-29)."

Friday, December 24, 2004
Down Two
Well, that certainly didn't work out the way I had hoped! Instead of being a game ahead of my Mother and Brother-in-Law, and leaving Witch Doctor Jim behind in a cloud of dust, both my teams lost last night, and I suddenly find myself two games back behind the Witch Doctor and one back from Mom and the BiL.
On top of that, the first game was just plain ugly to watch. Marshall was a total disaster -- dropping passes, kicking into blocks, fumbling the football. It wasn't like Cincinnati played that much better, though. Marshall just played worse.
The Wyoming-UCLA game was a little more exciting. Once it became apparent late in the game that UCLA had no interest in trying to cover the spread but just wanted to hang on to the lead, I figured I already lost the bet so I may as well start cheering for Wyoming, the underdog. And they did score an upset victory with a late touchdown. At least that game was a little more exciting.
But the issue isn't that I'm losing, it's that I'm losing to my mother, my BiL, and a goddamn witch doctor! There's still plenty of games left, but all I can do now is hope for a Hawaii victory (by 3 1/2 points) over Alabama - Birmingham tonight, so that my mother doesn't start to run up a big lead on me, too.
So here it is, Christmas Eve, and all I can hope for is that my friggin' mother chokes on her UAB pick in the pool.
I love this game!
What's worse, though, is that I know my Mom reads this blog. According to blogger extraordinare Tony Pierce, author of the book How to Blog, you're never supposed to tell your mother that you maintain a blog. Tony even put an excerpt from his book up on his site, a Top 10 list of important things to know about blogging, and he stressed not to tell your family or your co-workers that you have a blog. Cuts down on the candidness, if you know what I mean. However, sad as it is to say, there's really nothing going on in my life that I have to hide from anybody. And as far as offending, the trash-talking in this blog is nothing compared to what's probably going on right now at the family holiday dinner up in Maine.
Besides, according to Raymi, another extraordinary blogger, Jamie's Mom reads his blog (so, there, I dropped three names in one blog entry and even plugged Tony Pierce's book).
The only search engine hit today was by an Italian who Googled the name "Alexive." As you may recall, Alexive Berchev was the winner of the Man of the Year contest (I previously had a couple of hits for third-place contestant Sean O'Flanders). The interesting thing was to see how many other blogs and web sites carried the same "Man of the Year" piece that I lifted from an email - I counted eight from the Italian's "Alexive" search.
But as I said, it's Christmas Eve, so happy holidays everyone!
Thursday, December 23, 2004
Jump Day
By The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
If you plan to fly during the next two weeks, brace yourself for lines, delays and frazzled nerves. Most days during the next two weeks will be busier than the year-to-date daily average of 228,000.
Hartsfield-Jackson officials expect a bigger crowd Thursday than any other day this year, eclipsing the Sunday after Thanksgiving, which often ranks at the top.
The crowded conditions were complicated by bad weather early this morning. Low clouds caused delays averaging just over 30 minutes for some arriving flights, and problems elsewhere were forcing some departure delays.
Airport officials reported both the north and south economy parking lots were full at 9 a.m.
A total of 287,615 people are expected to pass through the Atlanta airport Thursday. The second-busiest day during the upcoming holiday is expected to be Monday, with 278,317 passengers. Overall, the airport expects traffic to be up 3 percent from the same period in 2003, keeping the airport on track to have its busiest year ever.
The best part of all this? I'm not there!
This year, I chose not to travel during the busy holiday season. Since I open the zendo on Monday nights, I would have to return on Sunday or Monday, and based on my hunch that the travel conditions were going to be what the AJC reported above, the option of staying at home sounded much more attractive.
Recent search engine hits:
1. At 2:43 yesterday afternoon, someone on AOL in the Central Time Zone Googled "Greg at Bed Bath and Beyond in Tallahassee," and got referred to this blog, although I'll be damned if I can't find the link that lead him here.
2. At 8:59 this morning, I got another Michael Creighton hit! Someone on Comcast in Eastern Standard Time did an MSN search for "Michael Creighton and environmentalism" and got referred to my November 18 entry, although the link led the person to this front page. I hope the person found the right entry, and didn't get stuck at yesterday's entry about the other Michael Creighton searches. But anyway, Michael Creighton, Michael Creighton, Michael Creighton!
However, none of this matters because . . . the football pool has begun! Yes, last night marked the start of the 19th annual family football pool. The number of participants is rather small (only 6 this year, although there's been 10 or more in years past), and at $25 per head, the pool is only $150, but it's not the money that counts - it's the pride. The bragging rights. I consider myself THE college football fan in the family, yet I lost something like the first 15 pools. In 2001 and -2, I finally won (and two in a row), but choked the next year (damn you Clemson!!!!). But this year it looks like I have a good shot (click on the graph to make it readable):
It looks like everyone saw Bowling Green's win over Memphis coming, so we're all tied with one win each. But tonight, with a Marshall victory over Cincinnati, I can get one game ahead of my Brother-in-Law, my Mother and Witch Doctor Jim, and with a UCLA blow-out of Wyoming, I can leave the Witch Doctor behind in a cloud of dust.
Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.........
by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
blog notes
but what's most interesting to me is to see why people visit based on search engine results. for example, at 7:24 this morning, someone in the midwest (central time zone) performed an internet search for "+power +windows 'won't roll up,'" and got referred to this blog by search.com. a reference to this blog didn't come up until page 4 of the search results, but the seeker of automotive wisdom got directed to my october 23 blog entry, wherein i locked my keys and cell phone in my running car in the morning, then couldn't get the power windows to roll up in the afternoon. i'm not sure if that's what the seeker was looking for, but i hope he or she was at least entertained by my misfortunes.
(someone also got referred here on december 18 by searching google for buick century "break in" "locked out" keys.)
but as interesting as that might or might not be, at 7:13 this morning, someone on eastern europe time (russian federation zone 1) performed a yahoo search for "email contact for shokai." i'll let you know if i hear anything from my russian friend, but i was only the 33rd "shokai" to come up in his search results - apparently, there's a lot of us shokai's out there. for those wondering, the number one shokai is nobuyuki shokai of the japanese delegation to the asia-pacific economic cooperation agricultural technical cooperation working group.
i've gotten several hits by people searching for michael creighton's environmental lectures - most recently, one yesterday morning, one december 17 (for "michael creighton state of fear"), and one december 18th. i should use the words "michael creighton" more often (hey! i just did!) and see if it gets me more hits.
but my favorite category of search engine hits, though, are those that are referred here based on the blog title ("water dissolves water"). december 16, someone got sent here by an msn search for "how much air dissolves in water?" on december 17, someone came here after asking jeeves "what dissolves in water?" december 18 got me a hit from someone's soap dissolves the fastest in water search on yahoo (i was the number one result!).
i've gotten a couple of other hits from searches about the movie "i heart huckabees," an aol'er who searched for the keywords "rollover & die" (but in typical aol style, misspelled "die" as "ie"), one for the reverend soyu matsuoka roshi, and one for sean o'flanders, who, as you may recall, was the third place finisher for the "man of the year" awards.
which reminds me, there are some early entries for this year's man of the year competition, from right here in the usa. first, we have brian jenkins of new port ritchie, florida:
also, will cross of laramie, wyoming:
we will keep you informed as additional contestants appear.
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia Dec 22, 2004 — A government order banning a pop song about a Buddhist monk falling in love will unlikely affect its sales, a production manager said Tuesday.
Officials recently pulled the plug on radio and television broadcasts of "Wrongly Quitting Monkhood for Love," saying it tarnishes the reputation of Cambodian Buddhism.
Information Minister Khieu Kanharith said in a statement last week that the song's content "affects the dignity of other monks who are striving to sacrifice their physical and mental strength to devote themselves to Buddhist teaching."
The song was released as a video CD, which shows scenes of the monk hugging and kissing the girl while bathing in a pond near a pagoda.
Iep Chimeng, manager of a studio that produced the video CDs, said the ban would have little impact on the sale of the 4,000 copies already out in the market.
He said the aim of the video was not to degrade Buddhism in Cambodia but to educate monks who might not yet have rid themselves of sexual desire.
"He was obsessed with her beauty, and, against advice from older monks, he left the monkhood for her. But when she abandoned him later, he realized that he was wrong and that he's the one who was hurt," Iep Chimeng said, adding that the man returns to the monkhood.
Some 90 percent of Cambodia's 13 million people adhere to Buddhism. About 60,000 monks live at more than 4,000 temples across the country.
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
solstice
another day, another . . . well, better make it a half dollar, because i only worked half a day today (but i still get the full dollar - see? isn't personal time great?).
fitting to only work a half day because today is the winter solstice - the shortest day of the year. you wouldn't want to overdo it and work a full eight-hour day and miss it now, would you?
with my free afternoon, i went to my favorite local cuban restaurant (salsa, off howell mill road) with my friend k., and then afterwards we went and saw the movie "what the bleep do we know?." really, that's the name of a movie.
sometimes, i wonder why i can't just go to a normal movie like everyone else . . .
also, for those of you keeping score at home, of the things to do on my "list of 10 things to do" for this holiday season, i've only accomplished one - checking on the unsellable condo in vinings. and since i discovered there that the toilet needed fixing, i had to add a task to the list, so it was kind of a zero-sum gain - i still have ten things to do on my list, even though i completed one.
good thing the day wasn't any longer.
Monday, December 20, 2004
cold
the early morning temperature in new york city this morning - 13 degrees F.
the early morning temperature in atlanta - 16 degrees F.
875 miles south of new york city, and it's only 3 degrees warmer here! that's not right! we deserve warmer!
the heat ran all night without shutting off once, and although i had the thermostat set at 75, it could only warm the house up to 69 degrees.
this should be the worst of it, however - it hasn't been this cold in atlanta in almost two years, and the forecast is for gradual warming through out the week.
i went to work for a half-day this morning and stopped at the unsellable condo in vinings on the way home to make sure the cold weather hadn't gotten to the plumbing. everything looked all right, except the toilet in the master bath, which looks like it developed a leaky seal (probably from age, not from the cold). I'll have to add fixing it to my list of chores.
tonight, i open the zen center and will lead a talk on ignorance, along the lines of my posts here from last week.
Sunday, December 19, 2004
auger rig
"auger rig" are the first words out of my mouth most mornings. this is not as odd as it might seem. first of all, i don't glibly pronounce "auger rig" as three simple syllables, but rather draw it out, "awwwwwwwwwwwwwww-grrrrrrrrrrrrr riiiiiiiig." it's the early-morning sound i make when i wake up and arch my back and stretch, and the sounds come out in a burst of morning halitosis that i realized only this week could actually be construed as the words "auger rig."
which is all to say that i've been sleeping in late the last couple of mornings. i can afford to. nothing else to do.
ever since last memorial day weekend, i've been afraid of long stretches of unstructured time. the trouble with long stretches of unstructured time is that without having to go to work, take a trip, or meet and entertain friends, i tend to go into a sort of catatosis, sleeping late and spending hours doing nothing, being surprised that it's already gotten dark outside and i haven't even finished the pot of coffee that i brewed in the "morning" (which actually occurred in mid-afternoon), realizing that night that i've squandered a precious day of my life and vowing to be more productive the next day, only to wake up late again the following morning and do the whole thing over again.
but now i'm facing a test - over two weeks of nothing in particular that i'm required to do. as of today, i have enough vacation time accrued that i don't have to go to work again for the rest of the year. i could carry the vacation time over into next year, but i've managed to sort of catch up on every deadline i had hanging over me, and the business world is starting to slow down as more and more clients are heading out on vacations of their own. so it's up to me - go to work and try to act busy, or stay at home. i've decided to split the difference and work part time between now and year's end.
so, after thai night, all i had scheduled for the weekend was saturday's karate class at noon, but having slept late that morning and sipping coffee until quarter to twelve, i realized i wasn't going to make it to class, so i just let it slide. and managed not to leave the house all day.
today, the high point of the day, at least ambition-wise, was going food shopping. at least i was out of the house for a while.
tomorrow, i will go to the office in the morning (if nothing else, i have to complete a timesheet if i want to get paid - and i do - and speaking of money, as long as i'm there, i ought to catch up on expense reports). that evening, i have to open the zen center. but i'm free to do what i want with that afternoon and early evening.
i've written myself up a little list of chores to do, from buying more RAM for my computer to projects for the house. it will be interesting to see how much i actually get done.
As I was walking up the stairs,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish that he would go away.
Saturday, December 18, 2004
Thai Night
Last night was Thai Night. Thai Night 2004. Put on by the Thai Association of Georgia, Thai Night 2004 was held in the Georgia Railroad Freight Depot near Underground Atlanta.
My friend Arthur called me during the week to let me know about this, and to see if I wanted to go check it out with him. We weren't really sure what to expect, except that it was to feature, naturally, Thai food and also, reportedly, Thai dancing.
It turned out to be a very family-oriented event. The Thai Association, like a lot of other civic groups, exists to . . . well, I actually have no idea why it exists. Much of the speaking on the stage was in Thai, with some occasional English. But no matter, it was all very respectable, and most people were dressed up in jacket and tie or in gowns. Except, of course, Arthur and I, who showed up in jeans and leather jackets (and in my case, a black t-shirt).
But it was a lot of fun. It was basically a big banquet for the Atlanta Thai community. The food was great, and there was a lot of it, from traditional Thai chicken curry to good old American prime rib. When we first arrived, there was a lot of karaoke-style singing, in Thai, to what I imagine were Thai pop songs, but as the night went on, the dancing began, with the dancers all decked out in exotic Thai outfits. The dancers, mostly all women, ranged from adult professionals to the children of the Wat Buddha Bucha's Thai Sunday School.
The high point of the evening, at least for me, was when a little girl, probably about eight, came into the audience with all of the other little dancers in her class, and asked me to come on stage to dance with her. Of course, I initially resisted, but of course, Arthur urged me on, and so I found myself, one of the few non-Thais in attendance, in front of the stage trying to dance Thai style, all flexed fingers and elbow rotations, dancing with a little Thai girl in native costume.
And she was so kind and considerate of me. When I looked more perplexed that usual, she would show me what to do; when other adults danced between us, she made sure she stuck with me. I was charmed. Afterwards, we bowed to each other, and I bowed to her mother, who was never far from the stage, and complimented her on what a well mannered daughter she had raised.
Arthur had just come back from Thailand, and is planning to go back there soon. Based on the hospitality and the joy in the people I saw there last night, I could understand his enthusiasm.
Friday, December 17, 2004
"facts are stubborn things;
america's 15-year-olds performed below the international average in math and problem solving, according to test results released by the program for international student assessment (pisa). given in the spring of 2003, the pisa test assesses the abilities of 15-year-old students from 41 countries to apply learning to problems with a real-world context. twenty-three other countries outperformed the u.s. in math and 25 outperformed us in problem solving.
students who had access to multiple computers at home or who used pcs several times a week at school experienced a significant falloff in their math and reading performance, according to a recent german study. the study consisted of 175,000 15-year-olds in 31 countries.

meanwhile, major league baseball continues its pitchers' merry-go-round. the new york yankees are on the verge of acquiring 41-year-old randy johnson from the arizona diamondbacks. the red sox were hoping to respond with a bold move of their own by acquiring oakland's tim hudson.
but instead, hudson, a georgia native, is headed here to atlanta in exchange for two young pitchers and outfielder charles thomas. plus, the braves were able to move john smoltz out of the bullpen and back into the starting rotation by acquiring closer dan kolb from the brewers. so, with pedro martinez in new york with the mets, who also have former brave tom glavine in their starting rotation, it looks like the braves will be using hudson and smoltz to face martinez and glavine next summer during the regular-season braves-mets games.
meanwhile, the sox will be facing johnson in pinstripes over in the american league.
i'm not making any playoff predictions at this time, though . . .
Thursday, December 16, 2004
Following up on some recent posts,
also, a 62-year-old cobb county man was bitten by a rabid coyote sunday while walking in sope creek park near paper mill road with his dog. the man was able to grab the animal by the neck and hold it until an animal control officer arrived in response to a 911 cellphone call. the victim had already started a series of post-exposure rabies shots. signs will be posted in the park, which is part of chattahoochee river national recreation area.
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Open Letter
dear president bush,
thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding god's law. i have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. as you said "in the eyes of god marriage is based between a man and a woman." i try to share that knowledge with as many people as i can. when someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, i simply remind them that leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... end of debate.
i do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of god's laws and how to follow them.
1. leviticus 25:44 states that i may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. a friend of mine claims that this applies to mexicans, but not canadians. can you clarify? why can't I own canadians?
2. i would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in exodus 21:7. in this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. i know that i am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - lev.15:19-24. the problem is how do i tell? i have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. when i burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, i know it creates a pleasing odor for the lord - lev.1:9. the problem is my neighbors. they claim the odor is not pleasing to them. should i smite them?
5. i have a neighbor who insists on working on the sabbath. exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. am i morally obligated to kill him myself, or should i ask the police to do it?
6. a friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. i don't agree. can you settle this? are there 'degrees' of abomination?
7. lev.21:20 states that i may not approach the altar of god if i have a defect in my sight. i have to admit that i wear reading glasses. does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
8. most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by lev.19:27. how should they die?
9. i know from lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may i still play football if i wear gloves?
10. my uncle has a farm. he violates lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). he also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? lev.24:10-16. couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (lev. 20:14)
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Ignorance II
There was another meeting tonight of the Collier Hills Civic Association, this time with a Christmas party. The meeting covered the same news as last time - roadwork on Northside Drive, sidewalks on Collier Road, expansion at Piedmont Hospital and so on. The meeting was in a neighbor's house - in fact, the same house in front of which I locked my car keys inside of my Jeep last October. For tonight's party, she had cooked a fabulous dinner and afterwards my neighbors and I sat around eating, talking, socializing and scheming.
I've been thinking more about ignorance today, though. Yesterday, the difference between mundane ignorance - lack of knowledge or education - and Buddhist ignorance - lack of wisdom - was established. According to Buddha, ignorance means to mistake the true for the false and the false for the true. Thus, ignorance includes not only the absence of wisdom but also the presence of delusion. In the standard explanation of these terms, the Buddha said ignorance consists in being ignorant of cause and effect and ignorant of the way things are.
Hui-ching says, "Deluded people cling to the existance of the Five Aggregates and the Eighteen Elements and obstruct their own nature and don't see its light. This is what is meant by 'ignorance.'"
Deva says, "The deluded mind grasps appearances and clings to them without let up. This is called 'ignorance.' To understand its source is to bring it to an end."
Monday, December 13, 2004
Ignorance
The theme of the teaching at this Zen Center this month is ignorance. Tonight, we discussed what we thought ignorance was. The dictionary defines "ignorance" as "the state or fact of being ignorant." Ignorant is "a: destitute of knowledge or education (an ignorant society), also: lacking knowledge or comprehension of the thing specified (parents ignorant of modern mathematics);
In Zen, we are not so concerned with knowledge, education and comrehension as we are with wisdom. The absence of wisdom, then, needs to be distinguished from the mere absence of knowledge. The Sanskrit word for ignorance is "avidya." Avidya has been defined as:
Avidya - Skt., lit., "ignorance, nescience." As a Vedantic term, avidya refers to both individual and cosmic ignorance. Individual ignorance is the inability to distinguish between the transient and the intransient, between the real and the unreal; cosmic ignorance is maya. Its effect is the same as that of ajñana (Pali, avijja), which is delusion, that is, noncognizance of the four noble truths, the three precious ones (triratna), and the law of karma. Avidya is the first part in the nexus of conditionality, which leads to entanglement in the world of samsara as well as to the three cankers. It is one of the passions (klesha) and the last of the ten fetters.
Avidya is considered to be the root of everything unwholesome in the world and is defined as ignorance of the suffering-ridden character of existence. It is that state of mind that does not correspond to reality, that holds illusory phenomena for reality, and brings forth suffering. Ignorance occasions craving (trishna) and is thereby the essential factor binding beings to the cycle of rebirth. According to the Mahayana view, avidya with regard to the emptiness of appearances means that a person who is not enlightened will take the phenomenal world to be the only reality and thus conceal from him- or herself the essential truth.
- A Glossary of Buddhist Terminology
Adapted from The Shambhala Dictionary of Buddhism and Zen
Ignorance is the first link in the 12-link chain of Dependent Arising (pratityasamutpada). Ignorance gives rise to dispositions, which gives rise to consciousness, and so on to old age and death, grief, lamentation, suffering, dejection and despair. Thus arises the entire mass of suffering - all out of ignorance.
"Ignorance is like a black hole that sucks everything into it, even illumination. Thus we can't see it, at least not directly.
One of the characteristics of ignorance, then, is that we're ignorant of our ignorance. This puts a pernicious spin on our predicament.
There are two kinds of ignorance: blindness and self-deception. Blindness is ignorance of the basic realities of existance: impermanence, duhkha, and selflessness (Buddha called these the "three marks of existence.") Self-deception is our belief that we can know intellectually what things are. "Oh! That's water," we say. "Hydrogen and oxygen." And then we dismiss the actual experience of this moment. (But if we want to know what water is, just take a drink, or go for a walk in the rain, or take a swim.)
In short, we're simply confused about this moment. As Huang Po said, in our ignorance we reject actual experience in favor of what we think. Thus we posit a self in our thought, and we see permanence where there isn't any.
If instead we would attend to this moment, we would see that nothing actually arises, persists, or dies as a separate entity. This is what we truly can know - but we ignore it and suffer greatly as a result.
This moment is complete unto itself. There's nothing lacking in this moment. If we would actually see this moment for what it is, we would see all of space and time as nothing other than here and now.
In ignoring this - our actual experience - the mind no longer rests quietly in Wholeness, but begins to lean. The Buddha called this "disposition of mind," or intention. This forms the second link on the chain. Any actions that come out of such a mind are willed."
- Steve Hagen
Here's the good news, however - from the utter falling away and ceasing of ignorance, there is ceasing of dispositions. From the ceasing of dispositions, there is ceasing of consciousness, and so on to the cessation of old age and death, grief, lamentation, suffering, dejection and despair, the entire mass of suffering.
On a whole 'nother note . . .
I thought the following cartoon from Sunday's New York Times perfectly captured the whole on-line dating experience.
Sunday, December 12, 2004
Important Notice
To: The Citizens of the United States of America
Subject: NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004
In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all States, Commonwealths,and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a Minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1) You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will henceforth be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour,' skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise". You will learn that the suffix "burgh" is pronounced "burra'" e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as "Pittsberg'" if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed." There will be no more "bleeps" in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language so frequently.
2) There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter "u" and the elimination of "-ize".
3) You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as "Devonshire" in England. The name of the county is Devon. If you persist in calling it "Devonshire" then all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire and Louisianashire!
4) Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.
5) You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen," but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.
6) You should stop playing American "football." There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football," but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2010. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the "World Series'" for a game which is hardly played outside of America (and even the few countries where it is played are not allowed to compete). Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girl's game called "rounders," which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hot dogs.
7) You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. In fact, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
8 ) July 4th will no longer be a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".
9) All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you European cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts (no longer called traffic circles, by the way). You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
10) You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian, though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
11) As a sign of penance, 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
12) The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling "beer" is not actually beer at all. It is lager. From November 1st, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager". The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine." This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
13) From November 10th, the UK will harmonise petrol (or "gasoline" as you will be permitted to continue calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6 per US gallon - get used to it).
14) You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists demonstrates clearly that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
15) You will be required to tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
16) Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your co-operation,
Peter Moynihan (Aged 9)
Minster, Sheppey Kent, UK

Saturday, December 11, 2004
Pine Mountain Zazen
This morning had to be the coldest morning so far this year, although the forecast predicts the record to be broken again tomorrow morning. That was little consolation to me as I got up at 6:00 a.m. and dragged my tired butt into the shower. Today was the day I was taking the Zen Buddhists hiking.
At some point earlier this year, I submitted a proposal as requested by the Board of Directors of the Atlanta Soto Zen Center to lead a quarterly series of outdoor excursions, basically hiking in the woods. The first trip was sometime last September up into the Cohutta Wilderness of the North Georgia Mountains. This quarter, today, it was to the south along Pine Mountain.
Two weeks ago, I did a recon hike there with my friend K. Today, however, was 20 degrees colder.
I got to the Center at the appointed meeting time of 8:00 a.m., and most of the group was already there - the last few rode up a few minutes after me. We left by 8:15 and were on the road after the obligatory Starbucks stop.
We rode down in two cars - my Jeep and Dr. Karl's van. My Jeep took four and the van five. We got to the trailhead around 10ish, and started toward the trail.
However, right at the head of the trail, the Park Service put up a self-serve parking fee facility. You're supposed to take an envelope from the post, put two dollars into it and place it in the box, and leave the stub on your windshield to show that you've paid. I did this two weeks ago during the recon hike, and a woman who was doing the same thing at the same time told me to be careful about it - the police do ticket offenders she said, and it sounded like she was speaking from experience. Today, however, there were no envelopes in the post - therefore, no way to leave a fee and no way to show that you've paid.
So we started hiking down the trail at 10:15 without paying the parking fee.
We walked the trail in the reverse direction (clockwise) than the counter-clockwise direction K. and I took two weeks ago. Hiking clockwise, we got the longer, less interesting part of the hike done first, while our legs were still fresh and we were still excited about the concept of just being outside. We stopped for lunch a little before noon at the same log K. and I ate at two weeks ago, and hiked on to some cliffs overlooking a scenic waterfall for sitting meditation (this was, after all, a Zen hike).
We sat for 30 minutes, accompanied by the sounds of falling water, wind in the trees, and the occasional human voices from hikers stopping below us to admire the falls. At the end of the sitting period, we soon started hiking again to regain our warmth.
From the lunch stop on, and most notably from the meditation spot on, the trail was much more diverse and interesting than the prior portion (that was my plan and the reason I led the group clockwise). Along the last two miles, we passed through several different eco-systems - from piney ridgetops to grassy river bottoms, and through mountain laurel thickets, across many stream crossings, and past numerous falls and cascades. It rained very briefly, about two minutes, followed immediately by the only direct sunshine we had on the otherwise cloudy day. I searched for a rainbow, but couldn't find one.
We got back to the parking lot about 3:30 p.m. While we were gone, the police did come by, and left warning notices on the windshields of my Jeep and Dr. Karl's van. The notices had our tag numbers, and warned that unless we returned a copy of the notice along with the parking fee, we would receive a citation. So I walked over to the fee facility, and found that they still hadn't put envelopes in the post! Apparently, the cops had come by, wrote the warnings, put them on our windshields, but couldn't be bothered to put the envelopes needed to make the payments where anyone could use them.
So we wrapped the required two dollars in the warning notices and dropped them into the box.
They better not send me a citation.
Anyway, we got in the car and headed home, stopping in the town of Warm Springs for a coffee. Warm Springs was crawling with tourists, and the streets were lined with gift shops and Christmas tree lots. I entered a store that advertised "Starbucks has got nothing on us," and paid $4.70 for a crappy latte made from powdered milk.
But despite the weather, and the warning, and the crappy latte made from powdered milk, we all had a great day, and drove back to Atlanta with smiles on out faces.
Friday, December 10, 2004
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Christmas Message
Subject: Christmas Message
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 12:17:05
I think it's nearly Christmas.
I say that because it's December 5th, and we have a fully decorated Christmas tree in our living room, blinking happily. When I was a kid, do you know when we put the tree up? December 24th! And do you know when we took it down again? December 26th! 3 days! That was it! And we got rocks for christmas. That's it. Just rocks. Oh, sure, some of them were PRETTY rocks, but that's NOT THE POINT! Kids have it too easy these days. When I was a kid, we made our christmas presents ourselves, out of locally available materials, like sticks, grass, mud, and toxic waste. And then we wrapped it in old newspaper, and we gave them to ourselves. And PRETENDED TO BE SURPRISED! I mean, what is going on with kids these days, with their nintendo, their colecovision, and whatnot. It's all virtual reality these days. Whatever happend to REAL reality anymore? And whatever happened to the Lawrence Welk show, anyway? That was a good show.
But I digress.
The tree blinks, the cat plays with the tinsel, and guaranteed, I'm going to have to be pulling tinsel bedecked poop out of his litterbox for weeks to come. Did I ever tell you about how my cat almost died? He got something stuck in his duodenum, which backed up his poop (I know, it's not pretty. Well, I'm not a pretty guy, now am I?), until he was just about swimming in cat excrement. Do you know what it was causing the blockage?
A nerf dart.
A goddamned $575.00 nerf dart. That's what. And you'd think he'd have learned his lesson. You'd think he would have LISTENED to me when I ranted and raved at him after I got the doctor bills, but NO. No he didn't. He still happily munches on those styrofoam peanuts, whenever a new box of CRAP from Amazon arrives. You'd think he was a little ground level 747, the way he zooms out as soon as just ONE styrofoam peanut falls, and gobbles it up. LUCKILY he's able to squeeze those out just fine. OH, it's not like you haven't heard me talking about feline digestive habits before.
And did you know that medical bills for cats aren't covered by most family health plans? I tried, I called him my son. I mean, Felix "Boom-boom" Palmer could be a persons name, right? I mean, it sounds like a boxer, for chrissakes. But they didn't believe me. So, here I was out $575.00 to have a stinking NERF DART removed from my cats duodenu-whatever-you-call-it. There was no crack for THAT christmas, let me tell you...
But I digress again.
So, it's only a couple of weeks until christmas (I never can make up my mind whether to capitalize that or not. I mean, I believe that Christ existed, but that he just wasn't all that important. Yes, I know, son of God, water into wine, all that stuff, but do you know how cheap wine was back then? I mean, you could buy a crock of good Palestinian stuff, for like three drachma. THREE DRACHMA! That makes that particular miracle worth about, oh $7.50. I spend more than that on a CAR WASH, and nobodys calling me "Eric, Our Saviour of Jiffy-Wash." Nobody except that guy at the Seven Eleven. I hate that guy).
But I digress.
So, AGAIN, it's only a couple of weeks until Christmas (there, I capitalized it. You happy?), and of course, I haven't bought anything for anyone yet. And what's all this about buying? I mean, Jesus comes back, and says "Yea, verily, I have seen the Kohls 6 hour sale in my name, and am well pleased???" It's not like he REALLY cares about those $47.00 Nikes, anyway. I mean REALLY. Dockers, maybe.
But I digress again. I seem to be doing that a lot.
So... what have I covered? Christmas presents made out of toxic waste, the Lawrence Welk show, nerf darts, cat poop covered in tinsel, and Jesus wearing Dockers. Yep, I guess that about covers it.
Oh wait, I forgot about Starbucks Eggnog Latte.
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Pearl Harbor Redux
America is very proud of its mythology. Popular myths like George Washington chopping down a cherry tree, Abraham Lincoln splitting rails for a living, and that President Hoover owned the Hoover Vacuum Cleaner Company are still taught in many schools as fact.
However, perhaps the most enduring myth that even many historians will swear is fact is the alleged attack on Pearl Harbor, Hawai'i, on December 7th, 1941, by the Imperial Japanese Fleet.
While December 7th, 1941 was indeed the date on which the Japanese declared war against the United States, it did so by dispatching its ambassador to the White House, where President Franklin D. Roosevelt received their official declaration of war.
Followed shortly by the German declaration of war, the US soon found itself on a "total war" footing, and used the significant propaganda resources of Hollywood to motivate the isolationist American public to the cause of war.
The first big-budget movie produced as pure propaganda was titled "Pearl Harbor", and starred John Wayne, Ronald Reagan and Charlton Heston as three Army Air Corps officers stationed in Hawai'i, and served several purposes. The first of these was to show the horrible devastation that Japan intended to inflict on the United States, and the second was to try and convince the public that a far-away Pacific Island territory was worth defending.
Ironically, due to a budgeting error, the movie was given almost 100 times the budget it was intended to have, far more than any production well into the 1990s, and was a complete and utter box-office disaster, with fewer than 15,000 people seeing it nationwide. It closed in theaters within a few days, and almost ruined the career of its producer, Howard Hughes.
However, what could have been an utter waste was saved for its propaganda value by chopping the most dramatic battle scenes of the movie, and using them as brief clips in the popular "Newsreels" of the time. They were a remarkable success in this new format, and soon Americans were clamoring for "revenge" against the perceived injustice of having an imaginary fleet destroyed in some distant and exotic, but American, place.
And the Attack at Pearl Harbor entered the American lexicon right after the Attack on the Maine, which everybody was supposed to remember, but for some reason, few still do.
An interesting aside was that "Pearl Harbor" was eventually re-made by Hollywood, no complete prints existing of the original movie, and re-titled as "Tora! Tora! Tora!" It was considerably more popular in the theaters, despite being a wholly fictional account, and the fact that because of a mis-translation, the English title of the movie would properly be "Liver! Liver! Liver!"
Rumsfield Killed by Own Troops
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfield was killed today by several US Army reservist who were upset with his policies.
During a Question adn Answer session in Kuwait, one of the troops asked Mr. Rumsfield why their tours were extended again, why they had no armor for their vehicles, and why they have no body armor.
When Mr. Rumsfield answered "Tough shit!," several of the troops assualted the Secretary, wrapped bailing whire around his testicles and strung him up from a nearby flagpole where he hung there for 3 hours until he died.
The Army has detained Lt. Duck, Captain Dodge, and Maj. Hyde in connection with the incident.
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Pearl Harbor Day
A couple of weeks ago, while I was out taking a walk through the neighborhood, I saw a red tail fox. It excited me and reassured me to know that a wild animal like a fox could still be living here in the city of Atlanta.
Well, today, when I got home, there was a memo in my mailbox from the local civic association regarding security. There were the usual crime stats (this is, after all, the third most dangerous city in America) - someone stole lawnmowers from two houses a block or so away, and right here on my street, someone took a computer after breaking out a front window. A neighbor had her purse stolen from her shopping cart at the Publix Supermarket on Peachtree Road. But the big news was that there have been coyote sightings in Buckhead! Here's some pics of the coyote:


The coyote has been sighted frequently in Buckhead during the past few days. It has mostly been seen in the southern part of the neighborhood, often near the fire station at Phipps Plaza and along the southern part of North Stratford Road. It has even been seen as far south as West Wesley Road, a short walk from here. There are no reports of any hostile behavior.
I find this very exciting. Foxes and coyotes running free in the city! This is healthy, and adds some biodiversity to the squirrels and chipmunks that I see on my property every day.
When I got in the house, I had an email from my friend Bob, who forwarded the following message from Thich Nhat Hanh, the Vietnamese Zen Master:
From Thich Nhat Hahn, November 7th, 2004 -
For those of you that voted for Kerry, we must look deeply to see the Kerry elements in Bush. In this long and difficult campaign, Bush has learned many things from Kerry and those who voted for him. We have to see that they inter-are. If there had been no election, Bush wouldn't have questioned his positions or his approach. He would have been able to assume that his way is best. But he almost lost the election, and he is aware that at least half of the American people don't believe in him. Now, because he almost lost, he is more humble and must realize that if he doesn't listen to the other half of the American people, there will be a big disturbance in the country. So we have to see that now all of us are in him. Those of you who didn't vote for him are in him, are a part of him after this very close presidential race.
We have to help our government so that a president elected by 51% of the population will not serve just that 51% but the whole country. We need to keep speaking out, daily, letting our government know what we want, expressing our insight and understanding. We need to be very present, very firm and constantly let the government know we are here. We can support them in our own way, through being present, calm, lucid and compassionate. Being compassionate doesn't mean we surrender and give up. It means we see clearly that our country, our government is us and it needs our help. Compassion means acting with courage and deep love to help manifest what we know our country is capable of.
Historically it has happened that the agenda of the left has been realized by the right. We have to speak out and keep speaking out, and it is possible that the Republicans will accomplish what the Democrats, what the left, had hoped to realize had they won. We also need to remember that even if Kerry had been elected, he would also have had to partly realize the wish of those who voted for Bush, and it is not sure that he would have been able to stop the war in Iraq.
Nothing is lost because we are in President Bush. There is a loss only if we respond with anger and despair. We have to continue on, to continue our practice, and remain strong in our role as bodhisattvas helping the other half of our country by our firm, clear and compassionate action for peace - the kind of peace in which both sides win because it is based on mutual understanding.
Interesting words, and somewhat reassuring, although I'm not sure that Bush was necessarily "humbled" by winning only 51% of the vote. Last time, he didn't really win at all, and that didn't keep him from marching troops into Iraq. But anyway, nice try by Thich Nhat Hahn.
And speaking of war, earlier today, I received the following email from Kipperkipp:
From: Kipperkipp
To: Shokai
Sent: Tuesday, December 7, 2004
Subject: Poor Shokai, Kipper's Bored
Happy Pearl Harbor Day! I forgot to send cards.
And I had forgotten until then that it was Pearl Harbor Day. But once I was reminded, I got to thinking about the shady, often unmentioned relationship between Zen and the Japanese aggression before and after the attack. If there were Zen Masters present in Japan in the 1940s, as surely there were, why is there no record of them discouraging or protesting the war? Did they not find the militant attitude objectionable? Did they approve of the war, or even encourage the actions?
The German philosophy professor Eugen Herrigel (1884-1955) studied archery in Japan from 1923 to 1929 under a Zen Master, as documented in the classic "Zen in the Art of Archery." However, when he returned to Germany he became an enthusiastic Nazi. Is there anything in "Zen and the Art of Archery" that might provide some moral principle prejudicial to things like Nazism? Apparently not; his Zen training in Japan did nothing to steer him away from fascism.
I found a very long, but at times quite interesting (but at other times tedious) discussion of the role of Zen in the Pearl Harbor atrocity at Zen and the Art of Divebombing, or The Dark Side of the Tao. It's not quite apparent who the author is, but since the root URL is www.friesian.com, I initially thought it might be the Hut-like Maryland football coach Ralph Friedgen, but apparently it's a collaborative effort by the Philosophy Department of Los Angeles Valley College.
The article begins way back before the origins of Zen, or even of Buddhism, by discussing the Vedic attitudes toward warriors as expressed in the Bhagavad Gita:
Arjuna is taught by Krishna that it is his dharma as a warrior to fight the righteous battle with his cousins and kill them, and that if he kills them without passion or expectation, practicing karmayoga, he can achieve salvation even while he does this. A similar mix of purposes, religious and martial, though with major differences, can be found centuries later with the samurai warrior class of Japan, and with the militaristic ideology that later developed in modern Japan.
It goes on and on, through the entire history of Taoism and Buddhism in China, the development of Zen in Japan, the rise of the samurai class and so on. The author seems almost morbidly inclined to digress, to go off onto all sorts of tangents - an occupational hazard, I suppose, of too much research.
But that's also the problem on another level. The scholarly approach to the topic has prevented the author from experiencing Zen in his or her own life, and frankly, the author misses the point. The conclusion that is made is that Zen, with its emphasis on non-verbal experience, has no moral or ethical teachings, which allowed first the samurai class, then later the military, to go off the ethical deep end, and commit the atrocities of Pearl Harbor, and elsewhere through the Second World War.
No moral or ethical teachings in Zen? Nothing could be further from the truth. The author needs to spend less time in a library and more time in a zendo before attempting to identify the problem with Zen and its relation to the militaristic mind set of Japan in the first half of the 20th Century.
Monday, December 06, 2004
Workplace Stories
"Where can fish and animals be taken where they could not be killed? The renunciation of doing harm is the perfection of discipline." - Shantideva
Prior to work today, I had only worked one day out of the previous eleven. It wasn't fun. But then again, between Thanksgiving weekend and diving in the Caymans, I may have been spoiled.
But I grinned and bared it, and made it through the day.
Tonight, it was my usual Monday night zendo opening. A visitor, a cute young girl from Georgia State, was there working on a paper for a class. It's always good to have newcomers at the zendo - their direct and unpretentious questions are refreshing. "Beginner's Mind."
Afterwards, the usual Monday night crew went to the unfortunately named Thai Coon for dinner.
"Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective." -- P. J. O'Rourke
Alleged Airline Personnel Hijinks
On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency! water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on the horn, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced , we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways."
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude the Captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
Sunday, December 05, 2004
Rohatsu

Sunday morning, after a week of getting up at 6:45 a.m. to go diving, I got to sleep until the luxurious hour of . . . 6:00 a.m. This week was my turn on the rotation to open the Zen Center, which begins its Sunday morning services at 7:30 a.m. So it was up at 6, into the shower to shave my head and clean myself, a cup of coffee and a quick breakfast, and out the door by 7, or at least shortly thereafter.
Today was the last day of a weekend sesshin - I missed the first two days while I was off on my Caymans diving trip - so the turnout was good. Sesshin, literally translated as unifying or gathering of the mind, is an extended period of intensive meditation practice. This month's sesshin was centered around Rohatsu.
Every year when December approaches, Zen monks intensify their training energy in preparation for the Rohatsu sesshin. Traditionally held at the start of December, the Rohatsu sesshin is the consummation of a year’s training, a time when everyone faces the final reckoning of a year of practice.
The Buddha was enlightened on the eighth of December ("Rohatsu" is Japanese for "December 8") when he looked up at the morning star, the planet we call Venus. The brightness of this planet was seen by Buddha from the depths of one week of samadhi (deep awareness). The Buddha received that brightness with the same eyes of zazen that also enable us to realize perfect enlightenment.
One week straight of this deepest possible samadhi was burst through by the brilliance of that morning star, plunging into the Buddha's eyes and giving rebirth to the Buddha’s consciousness. He was deeply moved by what he felt. From within this state of mind, the Buddha said, "How wondrous! All beings are endowed with this same pure nature! What a wondrous, astonishing thing has been realized!"
From within this deep illumination of the mind of the Buddha, all the Buddha’s wisdom was born. All of Zen is held within the deep impression of the Buddha’s mind at that moment. As they approach the Rohatsu sesshin, people vow to experience the very same experience as the Buddha. In zendos across the world, people put their lives on the line to be able to experience the exact same state of mind, on the eighth of December, as that of the Buddha. This is the firm vow with which they come to the Rohatsu sesshin.
Today, we sat in meditation from 7:30 to 8:00, when we chanted the Japanese version of the Great Heart of Perfect Wisdom Sutra (the Maka Hanya Shingyo, or, as I irreverently call it, the Hanya Macarena). From there, zazen continued from 8 to 10 a.m., with dokusan (private interview with the teacher) offered. After chanting the English versin of the Heart Sutra, a dharma talk was offered in mondo style (open discussion between the sensei and senior disciples) at 10, and the service and sesshin formally ended at the end of the teaching at 11:00 a.m. The Zen Center serves lunch between 11:30 and 12:30 for those willing to stay, and I helped wash dishes and clean until about 1:30 p.m. and got home by 2:30.
Saturday, December 04, 2004
Ivan's Wake
The flight back to Atlanta was uneventful. I didn't even notice Cuba this time as we flew back over the island. After we landed, I picked up a salad at Eatzi's and found the house unmolested during my absence.
Friday, December 03, 2004
Cobalt Coast
Most of these dives, however, were in the morning (except for yesterday's Sting Ray City). During the afternoons, we hung out around the pool at Cobalt Coast. This is the dive shop at the resort:
According to one of the resort guests who wasn't part of our group but a tourist from Virginia, the Cobalt Coast got written up in the Washigton Post as a great getaway (which is what had lured her down there). Here's some pics of the resort facility:
I had brought most of the October and November issues of The New Yorker down with me, and spent the afternoons catching up on my reading, while others napped, sunned or read.
However, it being Friday, and the last day of our diving, others used the afternoon and evening to cloud their minds with intoxicants.

But there's something about diving that's exhausting, and for the most part no one stayed up too late - generally, we were all in bed by nine or ten p.m.
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Sting Ray City
After Round Rock, we dove Chain Link Reef, named for, well, a long link chain dropped by a cruise ship which was fast becoming part of the reef itself. We found a large green moray under an overhang, but couldn't coax him to come out.
But the real highlight of the day - in fact of the trip - was a free-swimming green moray that came out to see what all the commotion was about. It's rare to see a moray venture out too far from his cave, and not a little alarming - they're vicious looking creatures with lots of sharp teeth. But this guy was like a big green puppy dog - he went up to each diver separately checking us out and allowed us to pet, stroke, fondle and caress him (although we all kept our fingers away from his mouth!). This old fellow, though, was nearly blind, with grey cloudy cataracts in his eyes. His flesh was soft and had a texture like portobello mushrooms. We almost forgot about the sting rays. After a while of playing with him, he apparently became bored and swam away, and I returned to the boat.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Trinity Caves
Trinity Caves, like most of the dives we did on the trip, was just off of Seven Mile Beach on the West End of Grand Cayman. We weren't far from shore at all.
Our second dive of the day was to a site just a couple hundred yards away called Mitch Miller Reef, named for the old sing-along bandleader, who apparently owned property on Grand Cayman.
That afternoon, after clowning around at Cobalt Coast with a lizard some local kids found, we did another shore dive, but this time from a different site called Turtle Reef.

















